Truths about lips
1. Lips are very sensitive things.2. If your lips hurt you can't really think about anything else.
3. If your lips look as bad as they feel then on one else can think about anything else either.
4. If your lips look bad everyone will ignore the issue, except for fifth graders and Jen.
5. If your lips swell, use traditional methods..like ice packs...not sharp knives...rationaliting that "if I just make this one small incision..."
6. If your lips look bad...always lie rather than tell the boring truth that its just a cold sore gone postal
posted by Trisha @ 10:18 PM
