...and other great questions.
As you might imagine, teachers hear it all at one time or another. Today was the jackpot for crazy questions..."Can I tell my story during silent reading?"
"So how old was he when he was born?"
"Can we work together during independent study time?"
After saying that my sister is three years younger than I am, "So are you twins?"
I just had to stop and wait a moment or two while they listened to themselves and then said..."Ohhhh, never mind."
Indeed.